- Do not talk to drunk men on the street when you are alone
- Do not tell them your are alone, have no place to stay, have no phone, and that no one knows where you are
- Do not accept invites to drunk men's hotel rooms
- Do not follow them into the bar they are in and accept drinks
- Do not get into a cab with strange men, and not know where you are going
- Do not talk to near naked homeless men who have a better tan and body than you
- Do not shower in strangers hotel rooms, especially when all of the above applies
- Do not proceed to fall asleep feeling completely at home and safe in a room full of strange men, who are drunk.
If, however, you may have an amazingly great night, and make new friends with some hilarious and good hearted guys.
(Just so you know Myles, I re-illustrated "The TRUTH." And Andre, despite being in the same situation as the night I met you guys, I didn't meet anyone as great)
